June 2012
90% of the time I spend reading erotica
imapervert:
Consists of me reading 3 paragraphs, getting annoyed with what I’m seeing and saying, “people don’t act like this in real life” and then moving on to another story.
Its even more unrealistic than porn.
Amen.
I’m outchea gettin caught, lolsmh
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Son...
Jody’s first thoughts after hittin his girl was “shit…lemme go head and eat the box, then I can get outta dodge”
Steamy...its steamy as all of the hell out here
Extremely Invasive Questions. GO.
A: Are you a virgin?
B: 3 biggest pet peeves
C: Celebrity crush?
D: If you could go back in time and change one thing, what would it be?
E: Do you smoke?
F: Do you drink?
G: If you had to rank yourself on a scale of 1 to 10, what would you be?
H: Longest relationship and with who?
I: 5 turn ons
J: 5 turn offs
K: What's the biggest lie you have ever told?
L: Would you ever date someone of another race?
M: What is your sexual orientation?
N: Top 5 traits you look for in a person that you want to have a relationship with
O: Who are you crushing on right now?
P: Who is your bestfriend?
Q: Your guilty pleasure?
R: Who was your first kiss?
S: Do looks matter to you?
T: What kind of underwear are you wearing?
U: How big is your penis or for a girl, how big are your boobs
V: How far have you gone?
W: Do you like it when people play with your hair?
X: Are you circumcised?
Y: Do you name your private parts?
Z: Do you pee in the shower?
I’ve become adept at keeping an even keel with pretty much everything.
So….*Kanye shrug*
Fuck em.
What's my favorite word?
If you're happy being you, then I fuck wit you off...
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