August 2012
Hit a single lap for the hell of it…a long lap, but a single lap nevertheless.
I also came up with the most disrespectful, yet respectful hook ever. I gotta finish writing this tonite. It shall take all of my time
A girl's moan is the sexiest thing, ever.
ever.
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Michael Phelps is half-mermaid kid from “The Thirteenth Year”
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vaginafor1000alex reblogged your photo: New Years, last year.
u a hood rat with a smoking picture william…
Don’t eeeeeeven judge me…new years was a perfect time to let the hood-nigga side out
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Not running…I had a real paragraph to post with this but everything in my mind just emptied out.
But yeah…taking a lazy nigga break tonight
My phone has turned itself on and off three times today.
Somethin ain’t riiiight…*Joe voice*
chaosghost:
chaosghost:
Trust no bitch when she says shes on the pill unless you see it yourself
Never use a condom a girl gives you
When you finish, tie the condom tight and either throw it out the window or flush it or take it with you
If you fail to follow these basic, pre-sex education steps, then you deserve the child you get tricked into
Tips on life
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July 2012
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vaginafor1000alex replied to your post: We’re broke as fuck, which means moms is cooking…
if u lived down the street from me i’d let you come get some of these mashed potatoes and meat loaf.
Awww…damn that sounds tasty as hell right now. I think we’re having chicken and stir-fry, with something else. I haven’t gone downstairs to check
We’re broke as fuck, which means moms is cooking again…
Sometimes a loss is a potential gain.
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vaginafor1000alex replied to your post: I’m drained. I feel straight up empty today…being…
=[ get a fan with the water squirting attachment…
I always forget about those…imma probably get one at six flags
I’m drained. I feel straight up empty today…being stuck in traffic in 105 degree heat ain’t something that’s conducive to my life. Especially when the air is blowing out non-cold air.
This only lets me know what imma be dealing with next Friday.
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I know ya say ya luv me giiiirrrrlll…
I...
livingtestimony:
Who the hell makes peanut butter & jelly sandwiches with grape jelly?! Yuck
The homie Prince William was too pressed…
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Tumblr: Only a heartless person would scroll pa-
Me: *Scrolls past*
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Had a good nap going for about 10 minutes…smh
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Not sure why all these stations were out of gas today.
My tank was so low that the gas light was on and the notch was below the E. I swerved too hard to switch lanes to get to that shell, almost fucked around and hit a Chrysler 300
Reblog if you're black
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Most notes ive ever seen :o lol
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LMAO@DA .GIFS!!!!
lol the notes…no way! Haha damn!
omg I don’t know which to laugh at first
...
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I'm bored den a hoe...
bout to throw on a netflix movie and hope that does the trick.
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Anonymously tell me why you think i'm single.
So... has anybody heard of these so-called 90's...
mrmaleficent:
Claiming that none of the babies in Rugrats were real, and all were a figment of Angelica’s imagination
Will died in the fight in West Philadelphia, and his transportation to Bel Air is actually him entering into heaven.
Hey Arnold suffers from hydrocephalus causing his head to swell, because he is actually the child of his old aged grandparents.
What bathsalt eating...
Breaking Bad and Black Dynamite on the DVR…
Winning.
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vaginafor1000alex:
willthewriter:
vaginafor1000alex:
willthewriter:
vaginafor1000alex:
willthewriter:
vaginafor1000alex:
willthewriter:
vaginafor1000alex:
willthewriter:
I’m being judged.
so?
Nigga.
what? u sloppy ho
Afternoon stripper.
u mad bc i get the lunch hour rush and u stuck cleaning the poles???
I got yo pole to clean tho
lol no u dont ya pussy
Lol...
That’s real shit tho.
If you enter the car and don’t plan on gettin dicked down then a minimum of $12 of gas money is required.
“How she wanna ride in my car, but she won’t ride my dick? Somebody tweet her it...”
– Greg (via hervacationh0me)
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vaginafor1000alex:
willthewriter:
vaginafor1000alex:
willthewriter:
vaginafor1000alex:
willthewriter:
vaginafor1000alex:
willthewriter:
I’m being judged.
so?
Nigga.
what? u sloppy ho
Afternoon stripper.
u mad bc i get the lunch hour rush and u stuck cleaning the poles???
I got yo pole to clean tho
lol no u dont ya pussy
Lol speakin of pussy, make sure all my money...
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vaginafor1000alex:
willthewriter:
vaginafor1000alex:
willthewriter:
vaginafor1000alex:
willthewriter:
I’m being judged.
so?
Nigga.
what? u sloppy ho
Afternoon stripper.
u mad bc i get the lunch hour rush and u stuck cleaning the poles???
I got yo pole to clean tho