July 2012
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Watchimapervert:
allthissexispowerful:
Aarona buys a bikini.
Women are never happy with their bodies, no matter how hot they are.
^^^^^^ Absolute truth.
June 2012
7 deadly sins. put one in my ask.
Lust: Something that I find attractive.
Pride: Something that I like about myself.
Sloth: Something that I dislike about myself.
Envy: Something I wish I was better at.
Gluttony: One of my favorite foods.
Wrath: Something that gets me angry.
Greed: Something I can’t get enough of.
pleaseeeeeee?
yeah, do this
90% of the time I spend reading erotica
imapervert:
Consists of me reading 3 paragraphs, getting annoyed with what I’m seeing and saying, “people don’t act like this in real life” and then moving on to another story.
Its even more unrealistic than porn.
Amen.
I’m outchea gettin caught, lolsmh
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Son...
Jody’s first thoughts after hittin his girl was “shit…lemme go head and eat the box, then I can get outta dodge”
Steamy...its steamy as all of the hell out here
Extremely Invasive Questions. GO.
A: Are you a virgin?
B: 3 biggest pet peeves
C: Celebrity crush?
D: If you could go back in time and change one thing, what would it be?
E: Do you smoke?
F: Do you drink?
G: If you had to rank yourself on a scale of 1 to 10, what would you be?
H: Longest relationship and with who?
I: 5 turn ons
J: 5 turn offs
K: What's the biggest lie you have ever told?
L: Would you ever date someone of another race?
M: What is your sexual orientation?
N: Top 5 traits you look for in a person that you want to have a relationship with
O: Who are you crushing on right now?
P: Who is your bestfriend?
Q: Your guilty pleasure?
R: Who was your first kiss?
S: Do looks matter to you?
T: What kind of underwear are you wearing?
U: How big is your penis or for a girl, how big are your boobs
V: How far have you gone?
W: Do you like it when people play with your hair?
X: Are you circumcised?
Y: Do you name your private parts?
Z: Do you pee in the shower?
I’ve become adept at keeping an even keel with pretty much everything.
So….*Kanye shrug*
Fuck em.
What's my favorite word?
If you're happy being you, then I fuck wit you off...
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that "somebody hidin somethin" feelin
I hate when I’m talking and texting at the same time, cause i’m gonna end up typing a word I said. I’ve sent so many fucked up texts and tweets in the past hour, lolsmh
Sound struggles
I’ve been playing with the wiring on my home theater subwoofer since sunday night and nithing is working. Everything was fine and dandy before I went outta town, but now I can’t get the shit to work right. The sound-bar is fine tho…the ‘woofer won’t come on for shit, smh
Silkk the Shocker is the worst rapper ever. Worst actor too.
jackaintshit:
I miss when I actually got messages. Like real messages about me. Questions about my personality, actions or some interest that is related to me. Something that demands a real reply.
Me too…..
Nah i’m bullshittin, I never get em lol.
The retarded horse on Family Guy >
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Writing with no music is therapeutic as fuck. You just end up catching onto this zone about whatever the subject is and you just let that ish flow out…pretty sure i’d drive myself a lil crazy if it weren’t for me writing half of this shit out. *whew*
Don’t really feel like writing anymore tho…time to bide time till the sleep comes
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“My dick is too aware that your pussy is a chamber of financial ruin.”
– Louis CK (via showday)
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beckyloves:
illumifonzie:
Wait, so you don’t give head. But, you still expect to get head?
Fuck out my face.
thelionsabode:
We really out here, my nigga.
the4mat:
Shout out to not paying for GoLauncher and GoLocker themes.
Me and my bed have reunited in a very real way…on some peaches & herb type shit
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