vaginafor1000alex: kingjaffejoffer: riahh-f: Why does every Black family have a picture of Obama in their house? My grandma does. My boyfriends grandma does. LMFAO My mother has a big ass picture of Barack Obama in the living room and a small picture of me. I shit you not. my mother did not even bother to frame my graduation picture, but she went searching all across metro detroit for a...
The hard dick and basketball shorts struggle.
zsram: chaintooheavy: rollthenickels: dad-jr: rollthenickels: always hilarious. *flips it up into waist band. wait….guys really do that shit….. every man instinctively knows the uptuck We know the uptuck like we know Major League batting averages and NBA free throw percentages.. The struggle is real.
I was watching “Lets Stay Together” on DVR tonight…and the women of that show are fuckin beautiful. All three of the main ones, and then they added Kyla Pratt to the mix? Shhiiiiiitttt…I fucked around and set a series recording for that show. Oh…the how is pretty cool too. Hell, its at least better than “The Game” at the moment.
goodjuxandsex: kanyedaily: Kanye’s music video for “Heard Em Say” (The Macy’s version). I figured I’d upload it because I can’t find it anywhere on Youtube. This is one of my favorite music videos of his. i gotta reblog this again. No music video in the history of hip hop can compare or be this creative. One of Yeezy’s better songs and one of his best videos
kingjaffejoffer: anegroking: Chris Rock Presents Best Animated Film at The Oscars (2012) Oh, Chris. Priceless. lol, this is great. We need a new Chris Rock stand-up pronto
snortcocaineoffmyboner: Break (All Of The...
kingjaffejoffer: kingjaffejoffer: Adrien Broner KO’s Martinez I think this dude is the cockiest/funniest boxer since Floyd Mayweather. Watch the post-fight interview at the end where he refuses to answer any questions until his daddy brushes his hair. I fell out laughing. Also, look at Martinez’s face when he’s on the ground leaning against the ropes. He’s completely done with life at...
beckyloves: thedaywedied: beckyloves: souleveuncannibale: beckyloves: souleveuncannibale: The only people that are ever on my Skype at this hour are black guys and Becky. this post is telling me that i need more black guys on my contact list. I seriously can’t believe you don’t have enough already, SHARE DA WELF. seriously tho i have two. THIS IS A PROBLEM. If you’re counting...
What dat mouf do doe?
Two Movies Have Now Been Added to my Top Ten of...
- “Igby Goes Down” - “Boogie Nights”
New twitter name...
Lions & Lino: A smaller.. →
lionsandlino: ..project will be coming out before ‘Red Queens Race’. I can’t say the name [as it isn’t set in stone] but it’ll be a little more ‘uncomfortable’ as in it’ll be my first project that I’ve just recorded so excuse my awkward sounding voice and excuse me for not being the best rapper ever. It’s… Y’all better prepare yourselves…
excisio: if i get a girlfriend and she says “i love you” within the first month it’s not going to work Ya know…
Niggas actin like they wouldn't tongue flick that...
Fuck what y’all talkin bout
I hate when my boxer briefs turn into a web of...
kingjaffejoffer: jamtastik: let me cook, please. why cant you let da god cook? i just wanna sit here and play my madden. is there any reason you tryin put my nuts in the boston crab? THIS. I have to readjust my ballsack at least once an hour. Its even worse when someone else is in the room with me and I have to figure out a way to move my nuts from point A to point B without physically...
ITS VALENTINES DAY SO ASK ME AWKWARD QUESTIONS.
1. Who was your first kiss and what was it like?
2. Are you in a relationship? If so, are you happy?
3. Do you have a crush?
4. Who is your crush?
5. Are you a virgin?
6. What do you think of Valentine's Day?
7. Who is your Valentine?
8. Have you ever asked anyone out?
9. Who is your celebrity crush?
10. Has anyone ever asked you out and you turned them down?
11. Do you think anyone has a crush on you right now?
12. What is your favorite thing to do on Valentine's Day?
13. What's the best Valentine's Day that you've had so far?
14. What's your idea of a perfect date?
15. How do you know when you're in love?
16. Have you ever loved someone on a romantic level?
17. Do you prefer more or less clingy relationships?
18. Do you feel like you're loved on an everyday basis?
19. Are you usually the first person to make a move.
20. Have you ever asked someone out and they turned you down?
21. Do you feel like you're the dumpee or dumper most of the time?
22. What's your "type"?
23. What are some of your favorite physical characteristics for your crush to have?
24. Are you a hopeless romantic?
25. Do you think that you're a good kisser?
26. What's the farthest that you've ever gone?
27. Have you ever had a secret admirer?
28. Have you ever been someone's secret admirer?
29. Do you have romantic fantasies? If so, what are they like and who is in them?
30. What's something that always turns you on?
*No one ever ask me questions... =(
bosnia-and-herzegovina: Roses are red Let me see yo titties.
trillationship: nyeeeeaaaah: I always wondered how obeast people shaved under their arms. obeast #Obeast
I'm looking at all these hurt ass people like...
“I can see it your eyes…you’re angry…” *Drizzy voice*